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This is Mister Clumsikins. He has a performance test grade of 0.4. He's so uncoordinated that he only partially obeys gravity. He's so slow he's been outrun by continental drift. He is an excellent choice for your herd because he'll improve the morale of all of your other horses just by existing nearby.

"Wow," your horses will say. "At least I can walk in a straight line."
or
"I feel so graceful and elegant today all of a sudden."
or
"I didn't know you could lose in a contest where you're the only entrant."

For only 2,500 HBs, you, too, can have this accidental cheerleader. It's a steal!