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Shylock dunked his hay in the water bucket. Guess who wants new hay.

Prince does not approve of red water buckets. Prince only approves of blue water buckets.


True story. I think it is an Appy thing.

In an effort to decrease riding time, the horses have created a mud hole in the pasture. You suspect that Vlad is the ringleader.

Canterbury slobbered green goo on you new show shirt.

Senceofhumor neutered the judges dog.

Name got a shallow cut while roughhousing in the pasture, it doesnt need stitches, but you had better clean it out and disinfect it. Disinfectant Xhbs.

Uh oh! Name is showing the signs of colic, better go call the vet. The Vet charges you Xhbs.

Name killed the owners dog in the pasture last night, now they are threatening to sue if you don't pay them Xhbs.

Name got their tail chewed off by another horse, better go buy a fake tail before the next show! A fake tail costs you Xhbs.

The farrier says Name requires special shoes if you want to keep showing them. Cough up Xhbs.

Name decided that the grass was greener on the other side of the pasture fence, so they broke the fence! Fixing the fence cost Xhbs.

Name escaped the stall and broke into the tack room and ate your new reins, it will cost Xhbs to purchase a new set.

Vlad did not approve of the bullfinch fence. Vlad let the goats out to eat it.

- Your horse sneezed in your face. There goes another packet of napkins. You have been charged 1hbs.
- Your horse licked all over your face. There goes another packet of napkins. You have been charged 1hbs.
- Your horse decided a halter wasn't necessary and ripped it apart. You have been charged xhbs.
- Oh that big butt of Your Horse! It has destroyed the fence, you have been charged xhbs.
- Apparently Your Horse has been so itchy it made a hole in it's blanket. You'll need to stitch it up! You have been charged xhbs.
- Your horse "Your horse" must have been very hungry. It broke out and destroyed the food storage container. You have been charged xhbs.
- Your horse rubbed out all the braids you had made. Now you'll need some new rubber bands and do it all over again. You have been charged xhbs.
- Your horse ate all the flowers from the flowerbed next to the pasture. Your neighbour isn't happy and you have been charged xhbs.
- Your horse broke out and ate the prize winning vegetables in your neighbours garden. Your neighbour isn't happy and you have been charged xhbs.
- Apparently Your Horse pooped on the road and you didn't clean up. You have recieved a fine and have been charged xhbs.
- A horseshoe from "Your Horse" flew from it's feet and has hurt a visitor. You'll have to pay for some aspirins. You have been charged xhbs.
- Your horse decided that instead of jumping the jump it could also try to go trough it. The jump is damaged (and needs a new paint job/needs to be replaced/needs a new pole/). You have been charged xhbs. (Each option can be assigned to a different amount of hb's maybe?)
- Your horse didn't lift it's legs up high enough so the jumping poles need a new paint job. You have been charged xhbs.
- Your horse decided it wanted a bigger stable and kicked out the door. You have been charged xhbs.
- Your horse chased the barn cat up in the tree and the firefighters had to be called to get it back. You have been charged xhbs.
- When fixing the roof, your horse tipped over the ladder which led to you hanging on the gutter. Ofcourse you fell down and the gutter broke. You have been charged xhbs.
- Your horse accidently stepped on a broom and broke it. You have been charged xhbs.
- Your horse lost its bandage in the mud. You'll have to buy another. You have been charged xhbs.
- Your horse lost a horseshoe. You have been charged xhbs.
- Your horse wounded another horse. You have to pay for the vet costs. You have been charged xhbs.
- Your horse chewed on the water hose and now it's leaking. You have been charged xhbs.
- Your horse decided the dung hill would be a nice place to roll around and do some digging. There is dung everywhere! You have been charged xhbs.
- Your horse ate your sandwiches so you had to buy new ones. You have been charged xhbs.
- What a hungry fella "your horse" is! It ate all your horse treats and those of your friend! You have been charged xhbs.
- Your horse bit you! You had to get a tetanus shot and have been charged xhbs.
- Your horse stepped on your cap and broke it. You had to buy a new one and have been charged xhbs.
- Your horse decided your car would make a great scratching post. The car has been so dented you have been charged xhbs to fix it.
- Your horse is a crib-biter and destroyed the top part of the stable door. You have been charged xhbs to fix it.
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Your horse steals the liverpool tarp and shreds it.

Your horse chewed his reins in half.

Your horse kicked and broke a support beam causing your barn to fall down you have been charged X amount.

Ammit also notes that super-long ideas aren't going to work -- I will edit long submissions for brevity. No worries about submitting ANY ideas... just understand that ANYthing you submit may not be used exactly as written, etc. Thanks!

P.S. Keep up the good work guys! : )

Your horse fought an other stud you have been charged X amount for the damage
Your horse got a cut out in the pasture and needed stitches x for the vet bill
Your horse got free at the showing event and destroyed the judges table
Your horse bucked you off when it saw a running rabbit X amount for hospital bills
Your horse got spooked and kicked the judge at the showing event
Your horse came down with Pneumonia x amount for treatment

Your horse kicked Charlie while being examined, and you have been charged x hbs for his injuries.

Your horse bit a small child. Control that thing! X hbs for a couple band-aids

This will run through the weekend - thanks to all who have participated so far!