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Looking for a horse to compete at the highest levels? A well bred mare to carry your future bloodlines? Well you've come to the wrong place. This little firecracker is definitely athletic, but she uses it only for evil. Not kid safe (barely even adult safe). She bites, she kicks, she bucks (the trifecta). Perhaps you have a family friend who is a little cocky about their horsemanship skills? This mare will take them down a few notches. Doesn't trailer well, needs a patient farrier (side note: anyone got any farrier recommendations, mine won't come back) AND you need a bucket of grain and 3 hours to catch her.
Can't jump fences, but can run through barb wire with ease. The definition of 'ease' can be seen by her long list of vet bill receipts on her Records page. She's guaranteed to make you more familiar with your local vet.

With a 0.00PT, Failed papers, and inconsistent to boot, this little mare could be all yours for the low low price of 2750HBs. Get your bids in!


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(enjoy this spoof post. although the demon herself is actually for auction, I created her as a 4 year old for the sole purpose of being and embryo transfer mare. at the ripe old age of 10 she is still in 1L shows, which prompted me to PT and paper her. and thus inspired this little post lol)