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KittyPeri14 · May 4, 2020 8:41 PM

I noticed that there weren’t any recent games posted here, so I thought I would start one. It’s called “Careful What You Wish For”. How it works is someone makes a wish, then the next player creates a catch to go with that wish, and so on. Example:

Player 1: I wish I had a larger house.
Player 2: Wish granted, but it’s infested with insects. I wish to have a dog.
Person 3: Wish granted, but it won’t stop slobbering all over you. I wish to have a winning lottery ticket.
Person 4: Wish granted, but it’s only for $1... And so on. Now, get ready to play.

Notice: Please keep all catches appropriate. Also, you are allowed to post more than once, but let at least 3-4 people go in between your turns.

I’ll start: I wish to have a farm of my own.

SandyCreekAcres · May 4, 2020 8:50 PM

Wish granted, but it's previous owner was lazy and failed to rotate crops properly and so the soil is depleted.

I wish I had someone else to do my housekeeping.

Nikkel666 · May 4, 2020 9:25 PM

Wish granted, but they stalk you through your house belting out opera while waiting to clean up anything you set down :)

I wish I had a million dollars

KittyPeri14 · May 4, 2020 9:40 PM

Wish granted, but you HAD it (“had” can be past tense). :D (sorry, just had to use a grammar joke)

I wish I could be doing equestrian right now (quarantine is stopping me). :(

annismyrph · May 5, 2020 2:07 AM

Wish Granted but you have a broken leg

I wish I had Diamond Earrings

SapphireFarm · May 5, 2020 2:16 AM

Wish Granted but you have no ears LOL

I wish to have all my bills paid for me

Herzeloyde · May 5, 2020 5:13 AM

Wish granted, but now your house is full of Bills.

I wish I had new clothes

ChateauAlbere · May 5, 2020 5:17 AM

Wish granted, but they're all two sizes too small.

I wish for a box of chocolates.

Humboldt · May 5, 2020 6:03 AM

Wish granted but they are vomit- filled chocolates.

I wish for a bouquet of flowers everyday.

DarkFrost · May 5, 2020 6:16 AM

Wish granted but they are plastic so they never die.

I wish I could speak multiple languages.

WhiteValley · May 5, 2020 6:56 AM

Wish granted, but you have a very sore throat and can't speak.

I wish I could get my hair cut.

AlloraKerrhy · May 5, 2020 8:15 AM

Wish granted, but it looks as if a two year old did it with a pair of scissors.

I wish I could visit my horse.

Sunriver · May 5, 2020 8:35 AM

Wish granted, but the horse is lame.

I wish for school to be over.

TrymAndAdylyne · May 5, 2020 8:41 AM

Wish granted, but now you're working unpaid overtime at your job.

I wish utilities were free.

LEAcres · May 5, 2020 11:35 AM

Wish granted, but in fine print, they make you pay it all at the end of the year

I wish I could find a place to dump all of the felled trees the previous owner left on the property

Taliesin · May 5, 2020 11:40 AM

Wish granted, but that place is a huge hole in your driveway

I wish the mailfolks would deliver packages to the right apartments in the complex I live in

(I like this, we get to be malignant genies!)

LadyhawkeStables · May 5, 2020 11:42 AM

Wish granted, but the contents of the package disappear as soon as you open it.

I wish I had perfect vision.

KittyPeri14 · May 5, 2020 4:57 PM

Wish granted, but now your sense of taste is worse.

I wish I was allowed to have a rodent for a pet.

Below: ( @SandyCreekAcres, I don’t sleep at night anyways. :) )

SandyCreekAcres · May 5, 2020 5:04 PM

Wish granted, but you got a hamster whose cage is in your bedroom, and it sleeps all day and runs in a squeaky wheel most of the night.

I wish I was able to ride dressage.

AlloraKerrhy · May 5, 2020 5:37 PM

Wish granted, but your horse refuses to behave when wearing any type of dressage tack.

I wish I wasn't so awkward.

Taliesin · May 5, 2020 6:33 PM

Wish granted, but then you find out everyone loved how adorably awkward you were

I wish the border collie would play fetch as enthusiastically with me as she does with my partner so that I could exercise her more

SomethingWild · May 5, 2020 7:01 PM

Wish granted but now she very enthusiastically brings her toy to you 24/7 even when you're trying to sleep.

I wish it would just stay warm in Illinois

Xzeina · May 5, 2020 7:05 PM

Wish granted, but now reptiles are taking over Illinois and it's surrounding states.

I wish people would stop being stupid about the quarentiene. (I hate that some people are still says that the virus is just like the flu.)

KittyPeri14 · May 5, 2020 7:22 PM

(@Xzeina, people say that because for perfectly healthy kids and adults, that’s exactly the case. The virus will not affect them as much as it will affect others that might have a weak immune system.)

LadyhawkeStables · May 5, 2020 7:26 PM

Wish granted and the world is saved, but you get stuck in a time warp and are forced to relive the first 4 months of 2020 over and over again while the rest of the world moves on.

I wish my dog could talk

LCorona001 · May 5, 2020 7:31 PM

Wish granted but he can only speak French.

I wish I could finally buy my own ranch.

Alianne · May 5, 2020 7:35 PM

Wish granted, but you're plagued with a protected aggressive geese population.

I wish I was a whiz at math

DarkFrost · May 6, 2020 1:39 AM

Wish granted but now you can only communicate in mathematical code.

I wish I didn't want to nap so much.

WhiteValley · May 6, 2020 1:55 AM

Wish granted, but now you're bored because you can't find ways to fill the time.

I wish I was young again.

DarkFrost · May 6, 2020 1:57 AM

Wish granted but now you age backwards

I wish I could finally own a horse

Crowned1 · May 6, 2020 5:35 AM

Wish granted but now you have no free time and are always in debt.

I wish my toddlers would sleep all night.

Nightphoenix · May 7, 2020 6:30 PM

Wish granted, but now that they get such good sleep they are at 110% energy ALL. DAY. LONG.

I wish I didn’t have to take so many chemistry courses.

Taliesin · May 7, 2020 6:44 PM

Wish granted, but then in whatever your future career is you keep running into situations that you would have been able to handle, if only you'd taken those chemistry courses.

I wish I could figure out how to keep spider plants alive and healthy!

Xzeina · May 7, 2020 6:57 PM

Wish granted, but now your Google won't tell you anything else.

I wish I never got in trouble.

ChateauAlbere · May 8, 2020 6:05 AM

Wish granted, but now no one gets in trouble and crime is on the rise.

I wish my bagel toasted perfectly every time.

annismyrph · May 8, 2020 7:03 AM

Wish granted, but you have to eat them dry

I wish my house self cleaned

paradoxphoenix · May 8, 2020 6:09 PM

Granted, but now you can never find anything you’re looking for.

I wish I was shorter.

Taliesin · May 8, 2020 6:26 PM

Ahahaha as a Tiny Person (TM) I feel obligated to take this one.

Wish granted, but then you'll be way shorter and lemme tell you the world is not amenable.

I wish I had glasses that actually fit my face and didn't hurt

KittyPeri14 · May 8, 2020 6:29 PM

Wish granted, but they’re the wrong prescription.

I wish I could actually sell the horses I don’t want in this game (I’ve had them for sale for 5 days).

HorseCrazyByNature · May 13, 2020 11:10 AM

Wish granted but they move to another continent never to be seen again!
I wish I could get watercolor gene licence.

Helia · May 14, 2020 8:13 AM

Wish granted, but it’s the only gene license you’re allowed to have now.

I wish there were an extra 4 hours every day.

bluchrystals · May 14, 2020 8:15 AM

Wish granted, now across the world there is a month of darkness every year.

I wish the temperate area of the world was larger...either that or I need to move out of the cold. :D

HorseCrazyByNature · May 20, 2020 4:38 PM

Wish granted but your family is now too far away to visit more than once every two years.
I wish my horse Angel always listened to me.

MagnoliaPine · May 20, 2020 4:42 PM

Wish granted but now she won’t leave you alone and is getting annoying!

I wish I could move back home to Georgia!

Herzeloyde · May 21, 2020 3:16 AM

Wish granted, and you are now looking for an apartment in Tblilisi.

I wish I could dance

annismyrph · May 21, 2020 4:35 AM

first lol@ Herzeloyde good one !

wish granted BUT only B Boy breakdancing
I wish I had a chauffeur

WitchwaterAcres · May 21, 2020 8:16 AM

Wish granted, but he never takes you where you want to go and only goes to Chuck E. Cheese.

I wish I didn't have to clean my house.

paradoxphoenix · May 21, 2020 12:39 PM

Wish granted, but the maids who clean your house sing the song you hate most constantly the whole time they’re working.

I wish there was more time in the day.

DarkFrost · May 21, 2020 1:51 PM

Wish granted, but it only seems like there is more time in the day as you move at half speed.

I wish I could find a horse to loan.

HorseCrazyByNature · May 21, 2020 6:05 PM

Wish granted but he has narcolepsy and is constantly falling asleep!
I Wish I had a horse of my own! (Angel is on lease for 4-H!)

Foxhntr26 · May 22, 2020 6:37 AM

Wish granted, but he spends most of the year on stall rest for multiple injuries.

I wish I had a bigger kitchen.

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