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Kristin · Mar 15, 2019 6:12 AM

So here I am ..(long overdue) working on naming my lined horses. Currently on page 26 of 52. #:-S Most get rather boring names, unfortunatly. For the most time I just combine the names of the sire and dam in some way.

So how about a shout out to some of the more cleverly named horses around here? What's the most clever or funny name you've seen? :)

Including a link to my SharpDressedMare for tax. :P

Ks3 SharpDressedMare F1

ChateauAlbere · Mar 15, 2019 9:45 AM

Two of mine for fun. I'm not going to claim them as being particularly clever, but they make me happy.

Ats CanISeeYourID 2A

Hallucinagenic Lipstick

@VeetiePony has a couple that I think are inspired. :P

fsdfffgsththrd

LenasHollywood · Mar 15, 2019 10:03 AM

This is one of my current favorites:

ItsJust Not Meant Tobiano

Wolvevensleet · Mar 15, 2019 10:10 AM

Lol! I was wondering why he looked familiar! Hahaha! Well I'm glad you like his name, I can't go without naming everybody hehe...I have more on my other account like that. I can't remember if I still own Tobiano Or Not Tobiano but I know I still Not Tobiano Or Tobiano.

SandyCreekAcres · Mar 15, 2019 10:12 AM

I'm rather proud of my mushroom foundation stallion's name, since it won me a prize for punning. There was a challenge offering a small prize for anyone naming their mushroom horse with a pun on badgers. So...I just had to come up with Bad Gerbil.

Bad Gerbil

And my mushroom line is know as Bad Gerbil's Mushroom Patch.

Wolvevensleet · Mar 15, 2019 10:16 AM

It ain't creative but, wasn't there a horse named Steve? I remember everybody having a ball on that one! I still remember that little colt, Steve... Haha I love it!♥️

urkidnme · Mar 15, 2019 10:41 AM

I'm loving the names so far!

I name all of my horses (even my show ponies), so I have to get creative with my naming to avoid duplicates. Here are a few of my personal favorites :D

RS Fickle Pickle

RS2 Pommepadour

RS Melodramatic Melon

And my absolute favorite...

RS Shiny Guy

Kristin · Mar 15, 2019 10:44 AM

These are great! =D>

ChateauAlbere · Mar 15, 2019 11:19 AM

Steve is mine over on HJ2. HUSG, his breeder, named him, and I kept it because it's so incongruous with his fancy breeding, fancy colors, and fancy tack.

Steve 3462469

bluchrystals · Mar 15, 2019 11:32 AM

Hmm, these at my oddballs.

There's a reason this MARE has this name. Can you figure it out?

Th Other Side

These four are in sets of two.

B IfWeMakeItThruDec

B EverythinsGoin2BeAlrite

Sweet Control

Out The Window

Then there's the normal ones.

Supercalifragilistic

B Big Bang hetax

B Star of Bethlehem OL

Smoke Gets n Your Eyes M

LEAcres · Mar 15, 2019 12:52 PM

I had to chuckle at my girl's name...
Hom DP liver foundation mare who ultimately was spayed...

My Misfortune

newmag1659 · Mar 15, 2019 1:00 PM

Lollypop Bop

Freudian Beauty

Blanchetta

Reckless Reality

Constitutional

paradoxphoenix · Mar 15, 2019 1:51 PM

My 2G Homozygous DP colt passed SBA... then only papered C. So I named him....

Letter Kills

bluchrystals · Mar 15, 2019 1:57 PM

He's gorgeous, Paradox!

paradoxphoenix · Mar 15, 2019 4:56 PM

I know. *cries*

paradoxphoenix · Mar 15, 2019 4:57 PM

If I don’t get a worthy replacement, he may get boosted to B so he meets my standards.

bluchrystals · Mar 15, 2019 6:48 PM

I love those dark ones!

RutledgeRanch · Mar 15, 2019 7:10 PM

Not sure how clever they are but here are some of my favorites

Wolvevensleet · Mar 15, 2019 7:17 PM

Heeeyyy! Purple People Eater! I love that song! (I love a lot of songs, lol) But I remember at summer camp our group was called Purple People Eater's! It was so much fun!

bluchrystals · Mar 15, 2019 7:26 PM

PimplePopper! =))

bluchrystals · Mar 15, 2019 7:27 PM

@Wolvevenfrost, that's one of middle daughters favorites. She loves to say the 'tequila' at the end.

LEAcres · Mar 15, 2019 7:31 PM

I use to work on a farm with racehorses and broodmares... there was one mare who was meaner than a rattlesnake! I didnt know her name for the longest time so I called her purple people eater... come to find out her name was Temper =))

RutledgeRanch · Mar 15, 2019 8:06 PM

@Bluchrystals @Bambi207 I am gonna buy a horse trailer and paint it purple and get a decal that says purple people eater =)) mine and my horses colors are purple as soon as I figure out a way to post a picture I will!

ConfluenceStable · Mar 15, 2019 8:32 PM

The majority of my horses are on HJ2. I recently lost my surrogate mare named Rent A Uterus. I have Kiss My Posterior, and Cerebral Flatulence. My favorite was a horse I bought from Cheers named Drainage Ditch!

Drainage Ditch

bluchrystals · Mar 15, 2019 8:48 PM

:)) loving these names!

SandyCreekAcres · Mar 16, 2019 5:07 AM

This one gave me a double take this morning when I was reading the damage notices and saw, "Your horse under the bridge..." and immediately thought, "My horse where??"

Then I did a double take and realized that is said, "Your horse Under The Bridge," and the HaJ world went back to normal. :D

Under The Bridge

Kristin · Mar 16, 2019 6:21 AM

Haha - strange place to keep a horse :D

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